So this site pretty much sucks. It's a bunch of talking and flaking out. We have seen several posts about how hard it is meeting people on the forums. The reason is most people on here are not actually interested in hooking up. We are here for sex..... We aren't looking for deep connections or friendships we have those in our lives. We are looking to fulfill sexual fantasies and have kinky sex. That being said if your attractive and want to fuck hit us up. Obviously if there's no chemistry it's not happening but let us be clear we are here for sex not friendships. We are picky about looks and what we want but we believe people should be when sex is involved. We are also on kik as squirtbosses
I take it you're not the couple who originally joined under your profile over 9 years ago?
It sounds like you know what you want and that's good. We love the site and have made some of our best friends from here. Most are not looking to hit it and quit it, but if that's what you're about, good on ya mate! For us we have found that we get out of it what we put into it, just like everything else in life. Have fun and good luck!
Well you seem to have hit this on the head. For some reason most people here want to be friends before they fuck. Dont understand that myself. Dont get me wrong, we've made some damn good friends through this site and had a lot of fun in the bedroom, but if people are looking for friends first, they could be waiting a while.
I think most people here are too afraid to hook up. Hell, take a chance and get after it. Youll be glad you did.
I think most people here are too afraid to hook up. Hell, take a chance and get after it. Youll be glad you did.
It's not that we are opposed to becoming friends. If friendship happens great but the interview process is tedious. This is about sex first and if friendship happens great. We have friends we just aren't looking to fuck them.
I've got to say, this baffles me. I mean I get why I'm having a problem trying to find someone to fuck on this site, after all I'm a single male and a dime a dozen, but you people can see their photos right? Why would you not want to fuck this couple? Holy hotness!
CHEFFETTE wrote:
I take it you're not the couple who originally joined under your profile over 9 years ago?
LMFAO! Now CHEFFETTE, that would have made Mrs. SWINGWM25F23 16 when the profile was created and anyone playing with them a statutory rapist. Your math must be wrong.
As to the paradigm of wanting people (I'm assuming you want whole people and not just some random genitalia) to fuck rather than friends to fuck, well, that's certainly your prerogative but it's definitely not the ONLY way to swing? Is it somehow wrong for those who want to be friends first before they fuck someone? Can we at least ask their name before slamming a cock into a pussy? jk :-P
Luckily there isn't one single 'way' to swing. Otherwise all these single men around here would be totally doing it wrong and kicked off the site for committing a swinging faux pas. But luckily for you there are plenty of other people here looking to hit it and quit it. If you really are having such a tough time finding people to fuck there might be some other extraneous factor getting in the way. Maybe you're a little too picky. We've found that often times people get in their own damn way and in the search for 'perfect' sex miss out on really good sex. I'm not saying take one for the team or fuck someone who doesn't appeal to you but maybe if you took a little bit of time to get to know some people you might find they have other very attractive qualities that aren't apparent at first glance. Just a thought.
Couldn't help but notice there are no pics of the male half. Maybe people are afraid to approach you for fear he looks like Homer Simpson...or Steve Buscemi after a long weekend bender. Maybe try throwing in a few pics of your Mr. and see if you get a few more bites. Just a thought.
EVILDOERS wrote:
Couldn't help but notice there are no pics of the male half. Maybe people are afraid to approach you for fear he looks like Homer Simpson...or Steve Buscemi after a long weekend bender. Maybe try throwing in a few pics of your Mr. and see if you get a few more bites. Just a thought.
Amen. Just thinking the same thing.
Oh hell no....I have got to comment on this! This website is called SWINGULAR.com. NOT adult friendliness.com, adulthookup.com or INSTABANG.com. If that's what you're looking for, Great but this site is about people who enjoy a more erotic tone to their sex lives than most. There are all levels of comfort and many opportunities to ease into things at their own pace. Personally, I take offense to messages that are cold asking me to meet them that night. I'm a woman with class and no, I do not want to fuck anybody and everybody because I'm on here. This is not where you find free whores. Most people I've met are quite interesting and have a great deal of value. I expect to be treated the same. I've made some pretty fabulous friendships here because let's face it, friends who might have the same values and interests, including but not limited to erotic, playful, exciting, experimental, fucking FUN sex, are FANTASTIC! The smart thing to do would be to make a connection with someone who is continually interested in playing because they also enjoy your company.
On another note, maybe you aren't hooking up because people just aren't interested in you? Sorry for your luck but you're in he wrong place if you think everyone here should just fuck hou because you asked.
On another note, maybe you aren't hooking up because people just aren't interested in you? Sorry for your luck but you're in he wrong place if you think everyone here should just fuck hou because you asked.
EVILDOERS wrote:
As to the paradigm of wanting people (I'm assuming you want whole people and not just some random genitalia) to fuck rather than friends to fuck, well, that's certainly your prerogative but it's definitely not the ONLY way to swing? Is it somehow wrong for those who want to be friends first before they fuck someone? Can we at least ask their name before slamming a cock into a pussy? jk :-P
WELL SAID.
EVILDOERS wrote:CHEFFETTE wrote:
I take it you're not the couple who originally joined under your profile over 9 years ago?
LMFAO! Now CHEFFETTE, that would have made Mrs. SWINGWM25F23 16 when the profile was created and anyone playing with them a statutory rapist. Your math must be wrong.
As to the paradigm of wanting people (I'm assuming you want whole people and not just some random genitalia) to fuck rather than friends to fuck, well, that's certainly your prerogative but it's definitely not the ONLY way to swing? Is it somehow wrong for those who want to be friends first before they fuck someone? Can we at least ask their name before slamming a cock into a pussy? jk :-P
Luckily there isn't one single 'way' to swing. Otherwise all these single men around here would be totally doing it wrong and kicked off the site for committing a swinging faux pas. But luckily for you there are plenty of other people here looking to hit it and quit it. If you really are having such a tough time finding people to fuck there might be some other extraneous factor getting in the way. Maybe you're a little too picky. We've found that often times people get in their own damn way and in the search for 'perfect' sex miss out on really good sex. I'm not saying take one for the team or fuck someone who doesn't appeal to you but maybe if you took a little bit of time to get to know some people you might find they have other very attractive qualities that aren't apparent at first glance. Just a thought.
Beautifully said. We have been in parties where we didn't know names and just fucked. But the most rewarding times for us is when there was a nice long build up. Plus you find out more about people after time. Like, are they the type to lie about having std's? Are you going to get in the bedroom and one or both members of the couple are sexually selfish. I.e. It is all about them and what they want. Because those types are no fun. Most of us are in our third or fourth decade of life and know how to avoid those who cum and then get dressed while you are sitting there unfulfilled. The best thing I think for people who "just want to fuck" is use this site to find out about parties and attend them.
UNICORN73 wrote:
Oh hell no....I have got to comment on this! This website is called SWINGULAR.com. NOT adult friendliness.com, adulthookup.com or INSTABANG.com. If that's what you're looking for, Great but this site is about people who enjoy a more erotic tone to their sex lives than most. There are all levels of comfort and many opportunities to ease into things at their own pace. Personally, I take offense to messages that are cold asking me to meet them that night. I'm a woman with class and no, I do not want to fuck anybody and everybody because I'm on here. This is not where you find free whores. Most people I've met are quite interesting and have a great deal of value. I expect to be treated the same. I've made some pretty fabulous friendships here because let's face it, friends who might have the same values and interests, including but not limited to erotic, playful, exciting, experimental, fucking FUN sex, are FANTASTIC! The smart thing to do would be to make a connection with someone who is continually interested in playing because they also enjoy your company.
On another note, maybe you aren't hooking up because people just aren't interested in you? Sorry for your luck but you're in he wrong place if you think everyone here should just fuck hou because you asked.
Another great response.
LOL, We would be glad if the couples, single male, single female, would be around the next week to fuck again but most fuck one time and you never hear from them again Fucking is great but it gets old only seeing them 1 time. There has been several couples, single males/female we would of loved to fuck again but they aren't interested and in this day and age of HIV and so forth having a different fuck date gets costly at the doctors / clinic office. Not many people just fuck anymore do to the HIV and so forth. So on the possibility most couples/singles may have a connection people don't just fuck anymore. They rather get to know you and get your test re salts to make sure you're as clean as you say you are and I see nothing wrong with that.
POET_RAYL wrote:
LOL, We would be glad if the couples, single male, single female, would be around the next week to fuck again but most fuck one time and you never hear from them again Fucking is great but it gets old only seeing them 1 time. There has been several couples, single males/female we would of loved to fuck again but they aren't interested and in this day and age of HIV and so forth having a different fuck date gets costly at the doctors / clinic office. Not many people just fuck anymore do to the HIV and so forth. So on the possibility most couples/singles may have a connection people don't just fuck anymore. They rather get to know you and get your test re salts to make sure you're as clean as you say you are and I see nothing wrong with that.
Me either. Great responses on this thread. You are all filling me with hope again! Thank you!
After reading the OP's profile I understand why they are in the position they are in. Regardless if it was intentional, your profile is a bit "standoffish". We wouldn't respond to it because you are not our type. Not everybody is a fit for Everyone else. Your profile picture is great. She looks lovely. But perhaps bad experiences made you include everything that you don't want, instead of focusing solely on the positive. So it comes across as if you may be a bit angry. Like I said, it wasn't intentional. And boy can we sympathize with you. We have had some lousy experiences. But you have to have the sour to appreciate the sweet. I hope it all turns around for you bro. -Pants
Leaving the profile date weirdness aside, a concern I have when someone is so very focused on looks is they're looking for a fantasy and won't be happy with a reality. When I'm the potential reality that makes me nervous; rejection sucks and then you move on in most situations, but in this one it cuts a bit deeper. If this couple were a single man I wouldn't even bother reading the profile to the end.
there is a very easy solution for the OP (and those like them) . . . specifically, just go and pay for "pros" . . . yes, it will cost money up front (and yes that cost will be proportional to the partner standards that you choose to apply and the fantasy you hope to realize) . . . however, it's certainly not free (in terms of either time or money) to find hookups through swing sites . . . in addition, the "pro" route comes with assurance of sex; a guarantee you will never get here . . . oh yeah, one more thing, you will never have to worry about any kind of a relationship with "pros" because they don't give a shit about anything other than the color of your money . . . btw, this is meant to be an honest suggestion and certainly not meant to demean or insult any individual's preference for satisfying their perversions . . .
ERASEDPANTS wrote:Perfectly said
After reading the OP's profile I understand why they are in the position they are in. Regardless if it was intentional, your profile is a bit "standoffish". We wouldn't respond to it because you are not our type. Not everybody is a fit for Everyone else. Your profile picture is great. She looks lovely. But perhaps bad experiences made you include everything that you don't want, instead of focusing solely on the positive. So it comes across as if you may be a bit angry. Like I said, it wasn't intentional. And boy can we sympathize with you. We have had some lousy experiences. But you have to have the sour to appreciate the sweet. I hope it all turns around for you bro. -Pants
UNICORN73 wrote:
Oh hell no....I have got to comment on this! This website is called SWINGULAR.com. NOT adult friendliness.com, adulthookup.com or INSTABANG.com. If that's what you're looking for, Great but this site is about people who enjoy a more erotic tone to their sex lives than most. There are all levels of comfort and many opportunities to ease into things at their own pace. Personally, I take offense to messages that are cold asking me to meet them that night. I'm a woman with class and no, I do not want to fuck anybody and everybody because I'm on here. This is not where you find free whores. Most people I've met are quite interesting and have a great deal of value. I expect to be treated the same. I've made some pretty fabulous friendships here because let's face it, friends who might have the same values and interests, including but not limited to erotic, playful, exciting, experimental, fucking FUN sex, are FANTASTIC! The smart thing to do would be to make a connection with someone who is continually interested in playing because they also enjoy your company.
On another note, maybe you aren't hooking up because people just aren't interested in you? Sorry for your luck but you're in he wrong place if you think everyone here should just fuck hou because you asked.
Totally agree
I'm a fat man with a Harmons creme brulee ($2.50 before tax) for a profile pic, and I still find people to swing with that don't flake. I'm wondering if maybe your pickiness (and you deserve to be picky, you are a very sexy couple) might be leading you to look for other 10's such as yourself who probably have a billion other choices and offers. Sounds like maybe the people you're choosing to hangout with might be seeing what the best offer they have is and then cancelling on you at the last minute if they don't think you're the absolute #1.
Evildoers I've fallen in lust....
Evil doers, I see you haven't lost your sense of humor. I always enjoyed being on threads with you! I love the new profile pic too. Hysterical. Great "mangina".
When you requested a friendship with us we asked for a picture of the male half. Still haven't got it. We just like to be on the same page when we start to converse with a couple, so yes, the female half of your couple looks great, but what about the male half? Jaba the Hut? You just never know.
POET_RAYL wrote:
LOL, We would be glad if the couples, single male, single female, would be around the next week to fuck again but most fuck one time and you never hear from them again Fucking is great but it gets old only seeing them 1 time. There has been several couples, single males/female we would of loved to fuck again but they aren't interested and in this day and age of HIV and so forth having a different fuck date gets costly at the doctors / clinic office. Not many people just fuck anymore do to the HIV and so forth. So on the possibility most couples/singles may have a connection people don't just fuck anymore. They rather get to know you and get your test re salts to make sure you're as clean as you say you are and I see nothing wrong with that.
I agree, being able to hit up a couple the next week, two weeks, or the next month is what we like.
We must have been pretty lucky then. We have a few couples that we've known for 2-3 years. We still see them. Mrs. Utard had some health issues, so we were out for a few months, but we were able to stay in touch with them over time. We enjoy our friendships with them. Some are in and out of the bedroom friends, and some are just bedroom friends, but either way, we've had some great friendships.
FIT4LIFE wrote:
We think your hot AF, but you have that age restriction thing... It's better this way; Mrs Fit and I would probably ruin you guys. This one time at band camp, she made a guy almost pass out, and he was in stud shape. Just sayin' Hang in there!
I THOUGHT BAND CAMP WAS BETWEEN US AND NOTHING WAS GOING TO BE SHARED....DAMNIT!
Sorry for anyone we may have offended. It wasn't a personal insult on anyone's friendships or relationships. As far as our age limit, once again it isn't personal we just don't want to be having sex with people our parent's age.
We are not opposed to being friends but we are not trying to get into a four person relationship. We also have friends and a life outside of this. So please stop taking things so personally.
Due to the overwhelming response and messages we received as a result of this post it is taking some time to go through all the friend request and messages. For those of you that liked our post and agreed with our views we appreciate the responses we have received and we are responding as fast as possible. Please allow us some time to go through these requests and respond.
Thanks
We are not opposed to being friends but we are not trying to get into a four person relationship. We also have friends and a life outside of this. So please stop taking things so personally.
Due to the overwhelming response and messages we received as a result of this post it is taking some time to go through all the friend request and messages. For those of you that liked our post and agreed with our views we appreciate the responses we have received and we are responding as fast as possible. Please allow us some time to go through these requests and respond.
Thanks
If you were in California, there is now way we would flake out on you. Very sexy !!!!
Try going to house parties, checking booty calls etc. Above all be patient. Happy hunting!
Everyone be warned about Evil...they have cock-blocked us more times than you can imagine. We're just about to fuck some random couple at the mall or as they exit the piercing studio, and here come the busy body Evil's telling the other couple they should really be our friends, or go to church with us a few times, or even start seeing the same Dr and Dentist! So much for the Tube Steak Boogie at that point. Foiled again! 
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:
Everyone be warned about Evil...they have cock-blocked us more times than you can imagine. We're just about to fuck some random couple at the mall or as they exit the piercing studio, and here come the busy body Evil's telling the other couple they should really be our friends, or go to church with us a few times, or even start seeing the same Dr and Dentist! So much for the Tube Steak Boogie at that point. Foiled again!
LoL....go to church with them...haha. Perhaps they are in love with you, and want you for themselves? I could see that happening. So the Mall and piercer's are good lifestyle pick up places? Who knew? Or are you just so persuasive (other than in the presence of "evils") that you can take vanillas and convert them on the spot? If so, let us know your secret. We promise not to tell.
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:
Everyone be warned about Evil...they have cock-blocked us more times than you can imagine. We're just about to fuck some random couple at the mall or as they exit the piercing studio, and here come the busy body Evil's telling the other couple they should really be our friends, or go to church with us a few times, or even start seeing the same Dr and Dentist! So much for the Tube Steak Boogie at that point. Foiled again!
Jesus Christ on a cracker, PAIR! We were just trying to save your immortal souls from burning in hell for eternity! Pardon us if we just wanted to share the gospel of The Church of Perpetual Abstinence with you. Next time we'll keep our mouths shut even if we DO see oozing sores on the junk of your potential victims...er I mean play partners.
ERASEDPANTS wrote:
After reading the OP's profile I understand why they are in the position they are in. Regardless if it was intentional, your profile is a bit "standoffish". We wouldn't respond to it because you are not our type. Not everybody is a fit for Everyone else. Your profile picture is great. She looks lovely. But perhaps bad experiences made you include everything that you don't want, instead of focusing solely on the positive. So it comes across as if you may be a bit angry. Like I said, it wasn't intentional. And boy can we sympathize with you. We have had some lousy experiences. But you have to have the sour to appreciate the sweet. I hope it all turns around for you bro. -Pants
They hit the nail on the head.....i would pass over them....no offence but seems snobbish just being honest
Evil you are always right, we keep forgetting the Saviors that you have been for us...like that one girl that liked the zits on her ass to be squeezed as foreplay, or that guy in the sweater at the pool. Ahhh but those are some fond memories though. Probably wouldn't be so fond if you hadn't intervened on our behalf. So yes, thank you.
And Erased, piercing parlors are even better if you put on some fake tattoo sleeves and pretend to be a piercer and then say you specialize in genital piercings only. Just don't let them question why you are doing it from a converted hot dog cart and sterilizing the tools in the bun warmer.
And Erased, piercing parlors are even better if you put on some fake tattoo sleeves and pretend to be a piercer and then say you specialize in genital piercings only. Just don't let them question why you are doing it from a converted hot dog cart and sterilizing the tools in the bun warmer.
PAIRPLAYERS wrote:
Evil you are always right, we keep forgetting the Saviors that you have been for us...like that one girl that liked the zits on her ass to be squeezed as foreplay, or that guy in the sweater at the pool. Ahhh but those are some fond memories though. Probably wouldn't be so fond if you hadn't intervened on our behalf. So yes, thank you.
And Erased, piercing parlors are even better if you put on some fake tattoo sleeves and pretend to be a piercer and then say you specialize in genital piercings only. Just don't let them question why you are doing it from a converted hot dog cart and sterilizing the tools in the bun warmer.
I guess it depends on what your definition of a "bun warmer" is. Ha. Running out to get a hot dog cart. I love piercings!
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