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My son has a t-shirt that says, "It's not lag, you just suck!" Is it just me or has Swingular been REALLY laggy of late?

1) Nope, you suck, Evil.

2) In fact your sucking sucks so bad it sucks!

3) Yeah I blame constant monitoring by the NSA (and prolly the Family Research Council) for the lag.

4) Try logging in on something a little newer than that Commodore 64, Evil.

5) Whine, whine, whine. There are swingers in poor countries who only have dial up!

6) Don't EVEN get me started on tech glitches on Swingular.

7) Could be worse. Could be the early launch Obamacare site.

8) It's all those damned pop up adds for single males that slow shit down.

9) Don't worry, Windows 10 will fix EVERYTHING!

10) YOU try pleasing a bunch of horny swingers. They're raging hormone monsters who compulsively log in 50 times a day!

11) It's all the 12 year old boys logging in when their parents are out that slows everything down.

12) We should all just meet at Jordan Landing 24 and fuck in the back row.
Noticed massive lag times, even crashes from timing out lately. Just after we paid for a lifetime membership.
BNJ8636DD wrote:

Noticed massive lag times, even crashes from timing out lately. Just after we paid for a lifetime membership.


So it's YOUR fault! Admin just cracked the 500 dollar profit mark thanks to your lifetime membership and ran off to Mexico to drink tequila and watch donkey sex shows. Thanks a lot, BNJ8636DD.
Think it may be your devices... Site works well for me.. So #1 hahahaha.
Site works as fine as can be expected: It might have a billion features that don't work, but by god, you know within 3 seconds that they're not working.
ASSETS wrote:

Think it may be your devices... Site works well for me.. So #1 hahahaha.


I was afraid of that.



Time to sell the old 8088 on Ebay and buy me a sweet Pentium!
I wouldn't sell it quite yet. The site has been really bad lately for a lot of people. The site has always been inconsistent in its quality. That's being very generous on our part. But it has taken an all new turn for the worse in the last few months. Most modules aren't loading well, if at all. And various pages just time out. We sent an email to the Admins a few days ago mentioning all of these things. They responded and said they were aware that the site has been "sluggish" lately. Again, I find that a very generous adjective considering how bad it has been for us on two pretty new ASUS and Apple laptops. Supposedly fixes are coming to address these issues. Who knows if that will ever happen, and if the fixes will even address the problems.

You can track the discussion that has been happening in another thread here: https://swingular.com/post.php?_a=view&_PID=15967&_TID=1&_GID=.
I have 4 different systems and all of them are lagging on here....rude but. hey I am okay as long as I can see my emails....hehehe
I have 4 different systems and all of them are lagging on here....rude but. hey I am okay as long as I can see my emails....hehehe
I think it's fun to suck...and lick and kiss

I like bi couples
ORALLYBI4CPL wrote:

I think it's fun to suck...and lick and kiss

I like bi couples


Aw I think I see what you did there. Quite clever, old chap. You must be the dog's bollocks at the cotillion.
Most functions work best on Chrome for us, like loading anything. Movies won't load at all from internet explorer. Frankly, other than the chat room, everything works pretty well on my I-phone. Occasionally, we get closed down with a screen that says "site maintenance" but not so often, as it appears seems to be happening to a lot of the rest of you. We are up for #12.
Its lagging so horribly that we recived an email last week that was actually sent back in july!
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/3d/3df1731531b48290322bea1aad4cbc9dcc3d8d47f6510d7dde8825ab8844d740.jpg
yes I just suck.. but willing to lick her too