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A Quick Poll for Couples - - Full disclosure. I work for a secret branch of the NSA (the Perverts Surveillance Unit) and we're keeping track of all you disgusting swingers and your filthy, sinful ways along with Sydney University, through a grant from the American Council on Religious Freedom, and we're hoping to eventually develop a vaccine to kill all your sex drives and make you repent and return to Jesus.
The data the that I collect will be used to petition President Trump (who only PRETENDS to be a philandering letch and is really a pious, faithful God-fearing man who was handpicked by The Almighty Creator to bring America, and the world, back to the moral and religious standards that this country was founded on. So enjoy your filthy little hobby while you can ecause the day of reckoning is fast approaching and soon the naughtiest thing you'll be able to do on a Saturday night is go to a Jamba Juice "bar" for a smoothie and watch the 700 Club on TV before mandatory lights out at 10pm. Hallelujah!
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And yes, it IS an "Invasion of Pricacy".
Swingers Vacation Spots - Help us - For us it would be simple anyplace out of colorado that has swingers parties and a good babysitter for the kids cause we wouldnt want to come home soon guess that what living in a small town and no car does to you. lol
LDS Survey Results - - [b]LDS Swingers Report[/b]
[url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4436895/All%20Responses.pdf]Link to All Responses (PDF with graphics)[/url]
[url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4436895/Yes%20Very%20Active.pdf]Link to results for those who replied "Yes, Very Active"[/url]
[url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4436895/No%20Removed%20From%20Records.pdf]Link to results for those who replied "No, removed from records"[/url]
Not too many surprises, but it is always interesting to me when there are couples who are still active believers. There were 10 responses who said they are still active and 39 who still believe but aren't active.
This was a lot of fun for me, so perhaps I'll revise this and do it again in a few months. Feel free to send suggestions and interesting questions.
There are a few things I would change if we were to do it again. For example, it would be nice to define what "sex" means or even what "porn" means. Also making all questions individual (not as couples) because some questions don't make sense as a couple.
Who is taking this survey?
[list]The Mr. (76/122) 62%[/list][list]The Mrs. (22/122) 18%[/list][list]Together (24/122) 19%[/list]
Have you ever been married in the temple?
[list]Yes (67/123) 54%[/list][list]No (56/123) 45%[/list]
Are you still a believing member of the the LDS church?
[list]Yes, very active (10/123) 8%[/list][list]Yes, not active (39/123) 31%[/list][list]No, still on the records (54/123) 43%[/list][list]No, removed from records (20/123) 16%[/list]
How long have you been swinging?
[list]Less than 1 year (12/123) 9%[/list][list]1-3 years (39/123) 31%[/list][list]3+ years (72/123) 58%[/list]
Do you feel guilty after a swinging experience?
[list]Yes (4/123) 3%[/list][list]No (100/123) 81%[/list][list]Not anymore (18/123) 14%[/list][list]Not sure- haven't actually participated (1/123) 0%[/list]
Before getting married, how many people did you have sex with?
[list]0 (35/123) 28%[/list][list]1 (8/123) 6%[/list][list]2-5 (34/123) 27%[/list][list]6-10 (17/123) 13%[/list][list]10+ (29/123) 23%[/list]
After being married, how many people have you had sex with
[list]1 (10/123) 8%[/list][list]2-5 (34/123) 27%[/list][list]6-10 (24/123) 19%[/list][list]10+ (55/123) 44%[/list]
Check each of the following if they are true of you and/or your spouse:
[list]We watch porn together regularly (41/112) 36%[/list][list]We have watched porn together but not very often (68/112) 60%[/list][list]We enjoy making our own porn (49/112) 43%[/list]
Girl on Girl
[list]Yes (91/118) 77%[/list][list]No (26/118) 22%[/list][list]N/A (1/118) 0%[/list]
Guy on Guy
[list]Yes (24/109) 22%[/list][list]No (82/109) 75%[/list][list]N/A (3/109) 2%[/list]
Full/Soft swap
[list]Yes (113/118) 95%[/list][list]No (5/118) 4%[/list][list]N/A (0/118) 0%[/list]
Threesome (F-M-F)
[list]Yes (80/113) 70%[/list][list]No (32/113) 28%[/list][list]N/A (1/113) 0%[/list]
Threesome (M-F-M)
[list]Yes (87/112) 77%[/list][list]No (23/112) 20%[/list][list]N/A (2/112) 1%[/list]
Orgy
[list]Yes (61/102) 59%[/list][list]No (39/102) 38%[/list][list]N/A (2/102) 1%[/list]
Tooele swingers party 2 - Doing our second party - Date?
Vegas 4/26-4/30/17 - Gettin hitched in Vegas that weekend! Looking for some hot couples to celebrate with!! Open to most - We'll be in Vegas that Fri and Sat with other swingers for a birthday party. Probably go to green door one night. Planning on Artisan Pool on Saturday.
May 2014 Swinger's Cruise out of Los Angeles - Mexican Riviera Cruise for Swingers. - Looking for any Swingular members who are going to be on the cruise. It would be nice to know some couples prior to going.
Looking to establish a group of safe swingers - - I like to join the group I been off for alittle bit , is time to jump back in see Familiar faces :)
Booty Call BS - Let's get real people - [quote=KRAZYGIRL]Well that would take a flight number and a seat location please, dont tease me with just a promise of mile high club, well ok you can but still need my seat number[/quote]
There is an idea.....Swingers flights......Call it the mile high memories club. Coffee tea and me!
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Semper Fi to all my fellow Devil Dogs out there past and present and for all the ones still kickin in the sand pile be safe take care and COME HOME
Swingers at work... - - Thanks STRAIGHTUPNOW, but honestly I thought I handled it VERY DISCRETLY, it was a simple small card nothing more, between himself and I. As for the rest I was half way across the country as I stated in the post. So I didn't feel I was in the wrong by approaching him. I feel that alot of people freak out when someone does find out about their little secret, and most don't know how to handle it when they are the ones approached instead of them doing the approaching. And I'm sure also it was 90 % being I was there alone without my sexy lady.
But anyway I appreciate your comments, all I can say is you live, you learn.
That last trip was about 5 years ago, and recently I have discovered we are returning to do business with them again. I'm really curious what kind of reaction I'll get this time when I walk through those doors and (if) that gentleman is still there. I DO NOT plan on saying or doing anything. I just wonder if he'll take some more vacation again. LOL
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