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BUSTED! Your Kids Found Out Your Swingers. Now What? - - Posted By: SPERMINT Reply posted on:
Aug 15, 2008 - 10:02 am
as for your children seek professional help comprehensive Evaluations by children and family therapist this is not a joke ! this is no.1 a reason for children to commit suicide it happens alot to adopted children and to children who get up one day and doubt as if their parents are actual the real parents as for swinging the children may have now found evidence that the father is not the real father , thay are now in abuse and in need of help.
{all i can tell you all here this is one of my professions i have worked with gov. agency for years }
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Really? Any statistics to back it up?
I don't consider janitor a profession with psychiatric authority. Judging by the way you write and spell, I doubt you hold any position that can make that judgment. Of course, you can prove me wrong by showing me some reasonable statistics.
looking for men - would like a few good men - We are very discreet, clean and D and D free. We would love to meet a few men that we could play with on a regular basis. We are not looking for numbers or super experinced swingers. Too risky. Just someone to have regular fun with.
...or do i just suck? - Site Slow? - My son has a t-shirt that says, "It's not lag, you just suck!" Is it just me or has Swingular been REALLY laggy of late?
1) Nope, you suck, Evil.
2) In fact your sucking sucks so bad it sucks!
3) Yeah I blame constant monitoring by the NSA (and prolly the Family Research Council) for the lag.
4) Try logging in on something a little newer than that Commodore 64, Evil.
5) Whine, whine, whine. There are swingers in poor countries who only have dial up!
6) Don't EVEN get me started on tech glitches on Swingular.
7) Could be worse. Could be the early launch Obamacare site.
8) It's all those damned pop up adds for single males that slow shit down.
9) Don't worry, Windows 10 will fix EVERYTHING!
10) YOU try pleasing a bunch of horny swingers. They're raging hormone monsters who compulsively log in 50 times a day!
11) It's all the 12 year old boys logging in when their parents are out that slows everything down.
12) We should all just meet at Jordan Landing 24 and fuck in the back row.
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - You have to love the forums. They truly bring out the 'best' in people. What better way to know what lives below the superficial covering we put forth in our profiles. Keep it up ;)
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - [quote=EVILDOERS]Just watched the story on the news and was EXTREMELY relieved it wasn't aired on a Get Gephardt segment. LOL Yeah, so the lady in question said she decided to swing with her husband to save her marriage after she gained a lot of weight (guess swinging is easier than a diet or taking up jogging) and that they went to "orgies" all over Utah...naming several cities and "even Bountiful" (the story showed the Bountiful temple a few times during the piece- she said being a Mormon she felt very uncomfortable swinging in a home within view of the temple). She also claimed that she was a a house party and the hosts young kids walked in. She says she started drinking because going to parties she felt like she was in the 5th grade where you wouldn't be chosen for a team...her husband was chosen to play but she wasn't. She has to go to rehab for her drinking. Eventually she wanted to quit but her husband supposedly refused and started going out solo and gave her gonorrhea. They are now divorced. Heidi Hatch was the reporter and apparently she started a profile and was communicating with couples here on Singular (yes, they identified Swingular by name and showed numerous screen shots and even some profile names) who wanted to make sure swinging wasn't portrayed in a purely negative manner. They alos had a marriage and family therapist who talked frequently throughout the story. Here is the link to the story on the KUTV website. Oh, and they mention Habits and Club 90.
[url=http://kutv.com/news/local/dangerous-liaisons-the-popular-state-of-swinging-in-utah]Swinging Story[/url][/quote]
Admit it, you'd love to see a Get Gephardt story on Swingular.
{Serious consumer protection music fades in and then out again.}
Man in silhouette - "I was promised loads of free and easy nookie, a lifetime of it! And at a low, low price. All I got was pictures of dicks even uglier and wrinklier than my own. And this Heidi lady who never even showed up!"
{Gephardt nods w/ an empathetic brow furrow.} "We reached out to the owners of the website for their side of the story; we'll update you when they reply."
{Gephardt grows old over the following decades and eventually dies of old age before owners reply.}
Swingers gone bad?? - -
XPLOR,
MORALITY is irrelevant. Statutory law is what reigns supreme. If they are breaking the law, then they should accept the consequences. Many European countries allow 14 year olds the right to consent to sex and marriage at 16. These decisions were made by the majority of the people in the country. Here the age of consent varies from state to state in regard to consent with other minors and 18 for most with regard to adults. Whether you are male or female, the law applies. If it is illegal to consent before 18, then it is illegal, regardless of your dogma.
I seem to recall seeing a story on television about a russian (I think that was the nationality) couple that immigrated here with their two children. The country (eludes my recollection), they were from it is customary for parents to "pat" the gentinal area of the child as a means of reassurance or some such bullshit. According to the story it was a non-sexual gesture and a common custom in their country. The father was seen at a local school sporting event do this to the daughter, by another child's parent, and the man and his wife had their children taken away. This is a perfect example of what I mean. While to them, the contact was liken to a football player smackin another player on the ass as a way of saying "good game", it is not tolerated as such here. Anyway, I can't remember all of the details, but you can see what I mean. If 18 is the age of consent, 18 is the fuckin age. Laws and customs of the land are what matter. When in Rome....
-Don-
"Sic vis pacem, para bellum"
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Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - [quote=LOOKIN4FUN369][quote=RECON]It's funny how it says young swingers party for those under 45. Such a percentage of the peeps who RSVP'd are over that, or are lying. [/quote]
They are wanting to creep up on the attractive 20's and 30's olds. [/quote]
Well they ARE pretty easy to creep up on. Most of them have their noses buried in their phones 24/7.
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Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - At our crazy all niter two weekends ago at JJ Western Swing, we started asking people what their sign was. It amazed me that most of the people there playing were either Taurus or the majority, Gemini.
Now I know all you Scorpio's are going to jump in here and claim it's YOU. Everyone agrees you are the most promiscuous... but seriously.... I was surprised.
I am wondering if Gemini's maintain this professional, analytical front during the week and on the weekend the evil, naughty, nasty twin busts out. Can anyone enlighten me?
I do know that I sure enjoyed playing with that guy, which ever twin was taking over!!
The game is on!
xoxo Tori - Taurus / Tan - Gemini
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Thanks again for playing the Zodiac Game and for all your kind personal replies to us!
After 3 days of posting and 107 responses and 1895 views, here are the totals as of 4-8-09 12:30pm:
We have also included "what each sign says after sex" just for fun.
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Scorpio 15 =14% -"Let me untie you!"
Gemini 13 =12% -"It was good! Let
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