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The Very Nicest Turndown - Tell US - We have had our share of turn downs, but most we have found people just don't respond. From the few that actually took the time to respond I can't remember anyone doing more than saying no thanks. We did save one response to a rejection letter we sent, the only one ever saved. She wrote an entire 1 page letter about how we should not judge books/people by the cover. It was quite a read. It was in response to one of our nicer rejecting letters where we politely pointed out we had no interest and suggested some swingers groups they might consider exploring (they were just started to explore the lifestyle). oh well.

A family weekend - Just curious about this - Back when we were swingers we used to go to kid friendly parties all the time. Problem is, we still ended up hooking up with other couples.

Club Zu Key West Rant - - Here's our take on Club Zu or as the locals call it Club Pu. It's the worst bar on the island and it's only a matter of time before it closes. The only reason they've been open as long as they have is because they try to high pressure sell you into paying the $200 so you can go into the back room which never has any people. We've been in there 4 times and will NEVER go back. The owner is the rudest person we've ever met and it trickles down to his bartenders. No smiles, no hellos, no nothing, just give us your fucking money. He wouldn't know what a swingers club was if it smacked him on the back of the head. Don't believe the bullshit about not wanting customers to get to drunk so they don't have premium liquor. The truth is they don't have a full liquor license and don't have ANY liquor (the owner didn't want to spend the extra money to buy one) so they serve you beer or "wine based liquor" what the fuck is wine based liquor???? And they over charge you for it, how about $40, not including tip for 2 glasses of house wine and 2 of their fake margaritas which were nothing but sour mix. Nowhere in Key West do drinks cost that much and taste so shitty. And the reason they have ESPN on the television screens is simple, the owner is clueless about what he's doing. They used to have porn on the screens, but they like to keep the front door open... so people walking past the bar could see the TVs and someone complained. So the genius that owns the bar... instead of just "closing the front door" he decided to put on ESPN in his so called "swingers bar". Brilliant move, that will sure set the right mood. Also, nothing like rap crap playing to loud coming out of the speakers to set the mood for swinging. This place is so bad it's laughable. The final straw for us was the last time we were in there we ordered a beer (couldn't handle anymore $10 glasses of sour mix) and went to sit down on one of the lounge chairs... I sat down and the chair was wet, put my finger in it to see what it was and it was urine!! Someone had pissed all over the chair!! That explains why the club always smells bad and everyone calls it Club Pu!!!! All we can say is, buyer beware!

Cuming out of the Swinger closet - - Maybe we're approaching this from the wrong angle. Why exactly do you think you want to tell people you're swingers? Are you friends constantly asking you why you dress like cheap hookers whenever you are "just going out for a drink"? Do they wonder why you drag yourselves home at 5am looking like you lost a fight with a family of rabid raccoons? Do they think it's a little odd that when they walk up to you that SLAM your new laptop shut so hard the screen shatters or fling your new iPhone over the hedge in your yard? Are you tired of making up elaborate excuses to people that would make Jules Verne or Quentin Tarantino blush and say, "WTF?"? Or are you just major horn dogs who think that fucking other people is so fun that you might as well just fuck ALL you friends (and maybe even a few not TOO close relatives) while you're at it? I think answering WHY might give you some insight as to the real reason you think it's anyone's (other than your own) fucking business who you fuck or why you fuck them. [em]Emo_67[/em]

Many "friends", never played - Why? - Yep. Totally doin' it wrong. First you need to get some totally phat Affliction or Ed Hardy official swing duds. Then make sure you're wearin' the requisite amount of gaudy jewelry. I know some people think that's only for 70's era swingers but do you REALLY wanna take that chance? Next make sure your junk looks the way it should with some fancy manscaping and/or maybe a perm if you have that weird creepy straight pubic hair. Speaking of which, do you have lots of pics of your junk? Chicks dig that and also enjoy being cockbombed in chat rooms. I have lots of other handy tips but I'll let you get started on those first. Hit me up when your pubes are trimmed into a nice replica of the Salt Lake Temple or your fav Nascar car number.

Do you kiss first and then ask?? - Does anyone else ask about HSV 1 (oral cold sores) before kissing? - Well the 80% number is for adults.. of course kids who have not kissed yet is less. IT is fairly contagious. Enough that the experts recommend changing towels in the bathroom often if someone in the family has HSV 1. So if a couple got married without many kissing partners when they were young and have been married for 25 years the 80% does not apply. The testing reliability is a problem because of cross counts between HSV 1 & 2 or some technical thing I dont feel like quoting right now. But some positives might be negative however a negative is good new from what I have read. As far as swingers not playing because they have a tingle in their lip. I dont see that stopping many of the folks we have met at some of these parties. I hear it all the time life is dangerous and you could get in a car crash today.... YEs but we do what we can to prevent things and some of us more than others.

How did you start the lifestyle? - - I was invited to be in a couple of amateur porn movies back in the 80's. It was after the first gang-bang scene that the cameraman gave me an issue of a swingers magazine. Did the whole thing with the PO box and snailmail. Which wasnt easy, even if you live and worked close to home. I was driving over the road, so meeting other swingers was almost impossible. Eventually the internet came along and sites like SDC, Fantasyswingers and Swingular made contacting people so much easier.

Free Platinum Memberships for Platinum Members - Memberships to give to your friends! - To be honest I found out about Swingular from a party hosted locally years ago. The format was superior to AFF as it was a one time fee and the quality of members was and still is far superior. Had it not been for that party we wouldn't know about this site. Now if you are looking to grow the site so that you have more $$ I think the best way is by search engine. Here is why I suggest that. Back in 2001 when I did my looking it was all by the internet. I found AFF and made a profile and away we went. At that time I didn't know any swingers... and all the swingers I do know are already here. So really I wouldn't have anyone to bring to this site. I think your new customers will come from hosted parties and events.... Internet search (you have little presence there) and then friend referrals. Now if you just want the base to grow and keep it quality then the word of mouth friend referral is the only way. Just my .02 Euro.

Rummors Resort - Sin City 5 - Been to a LOT of takeovers in Vegas over the years. While they're fun, they usually end up being a little bit disappointing. Vegas is all sizzle and no steak. In other words they lure you in with the promise of naughty sexy times but the reality ends up being quite a few rules and regulations about what is and isn't allowed. Don't know how many times the powers that be in Vegas have forbidden topless pools even when the entire resort was off limits to non-swingers. Of course topless pools are FINE as long as it's one of the luxury hotels where you pay big bucks to stay or a hefty fee to get into the pool. Maybe Kasidie has an inside track or bribed the right people...hope so. Otherwise just don't go looking for a Hedo-like experience when all you'll get is MAYBE some sexy swimwear by the pool and anything remotely naughty will have to take place behind closed doors in private rooms. Let us all know how it turns out! [em]Emo_53[/em]

Going number 2 at swinger parties - - Hey,,, where's the love?? and here I thought all swingers were really open minded non judgemental types. I really wonder about some people, sure it would be ideal, if one could always go before going,, and never feel an urgent need for such,, and have you ever tried to enjoy yourself,, while holding it back? lawsy,, don't get carried away and let it go for sure,, so if you are concentrating so hard on not going, you probably aren't coming either? As for me..I kind of understand about the natural functions of the human body,, and like others say,, void to avoid when you can,, but don't every one get so uptight if you can't

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