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How can we get noticed??? - - [quote=achilles1957]SIMONEMARKS- Don't get me wrong about being nude at parties, we just don't drop our clothes at the door. It all depends on the style of party. I mean if I saw people just randomly walking around nude then yeah it would be a little weird. That's why we will go to the resorts and beaches for that.[/quote] Well our post on this thread was mostly humor. As you probably know. In defense of naked....We don't drop our clothes at the door. We neatly fold them and ask the host and hostess where we can store them. It's also a great way to get out of a multi level marketing solicitation. Seriously, we don't get naked, unless the get together, is at the point it seems to be desired and appropriate. Perhaps part of the reason hot tubs are so popular, with swingers, is that people can get naked, on the premise they are going to enjoy the tub, and they do, and the water still provides some cover. Naked is however still a big element in hot tub socializing. Otherwise why not wear suits? We met with a couple a few years back with a beautiful blonde wife, who had immigrated here from Germany and her sexy dark and handsome husband. About ten minutes into the conversation, she told us that she had decided, that she was attracted to both of us and that she was interested in going into the bedroom to be intimate, just to get that out of the way. No rush, no hurry, just so we would know. The two of us and her husband all offered up the same sentiments. Wow, the conversation immediately became really comfortable, and then easily gravitated into comfortably intimate and erotic realms. The sex that followed was wonderful. We had a couple meet us at their door once wearing nothing but bath robes. We have had swinger friends come by to visit us in a hotel suite and we were wearing nothing but the hotel's bathrobes when they arrived. In a bath robe you are not naked. They cover quite a bit of you, but the steps from clothed to naked are greatly reduced. In a bath robe people start to think about you naked. Obviously, naked is only appropriate when it is consensual. You don't invite someone for a job interview, to a hotel room, and meet them wearing a bathrobe. This is a swinger site, and sex and naked, may well be something on all of our minds. Most of the people who contact us, on this site, did so because they are interested in something sexual, and they are wondering if we might be a good fit. Good fit may have something to do with how our nakedness might affect them. We can all flirt and woo, in all sorts of way through digital media and in person, and it is all mostly fun. All of us perhaps understand our own vulnerabilities, and have our own doubts and fears. We dress ourselves up, to protect ourselves, all sorts of ways beyond clothing. In the end, don't we all want to make connections, and be desired, for who we really are? The naked us! Back to the point. Live out loud and be who you really are, and the right people will notice you with or without your clothing. So will the wrong people, but you can just block them!

Happy hairless people - Opinions please - [quote=FUCKCHASTITY][quote=356KINKY]Shaving is great, but waxing is the way to go. We only wax once a month and wouldn't do it any other way. [/quote] I have thought about waxing but my hair grows too fast. I have to shave everyday so if I waxed I think it would only stay away for a few days, making the price and pain not worth it. So i guess my question is, does your hair grow that fast too and waxing really does help keep it at bay for a month, or are you one of the lucky ones that grows hair slowly so a monthly wax works for you?[/quote] The waxing is much easier and it does stay smooth for about 6 weeks once you do it a couple of times and the more you do the less the pain and it is not realy that painful anyway. Brazillian is the way of the future just make sure if you are a guy you have a pro or you can get hurt. We live on the east coast and among swingers and nudist from TN to Florida I think the % is very high.

The stigma of single males - - [quote=RANDA4COUPLE][quote=OSTAR21]So why are single females called unicorn's when they don't even have a horn??? Seriously though, what is really frustrating being a single male is those people in the profile say they are looking for SM, SF, CPL, but are really not looking for single males and getting pissed off at us when it says they are seeking single males. Hey if you really don't want just any single male, then take the SM off your "seeking" then go and find the ones you want. At least we wouldn't be bothering you not knowing that you said you were seeking us, but really weren't. Take a minute and look at your own profile and if it says SM, and you are particular, or don't really want us, be king and remove it. Otherwise, those who are new to the site or lifestyle (been in it here for a long time) won't sour those of you who aren't looking for us, and those who are, may then get the emails, etc., knowing they are asking for them. Also if you are not interested in us have the kindness to at least replay and say no thanks. [/quote] this is the exact mentality we are talking about...we get 50 messages we might take five seriously...and yours we would not..no picture..and no that blurry thing is not a picture...we would peruse your profile and reject it immediately...if you are a single male on this site and hide your face or go without pictures it tells us 1 thing...this dude is probably not as single as his profile makes him sound...and this crap about being discreet because you are a professional doesnt get it either...if someones on here and sees your picture then they are doing the same damn thing you are...pretty unlikely they will out themselves in order to spite you.[/quote] When I was a Single Male in the Lifestyle, I did NOT have a public profile photo. But there were a number of them in my Private Album. Now that Geekgirl and I are a couple, there are no identifiable pics in our public album. Why? The majority of people who work in the education field have a morals clause in their contract. Being identified on a Swingers/Lifestyle site would be grounds for our immediate dismissal. As our profile states, we're more than willing to share our pics with others here - just ask. I assumed it was common knowledge that non members can find Swingular member public profile photos. Are we being OVERLY cautious? We'll take that chance. Are we missing out on opportunities by not having public photos? Yes, but I'd rather miss an opportunity to play than stand in an unemployment line.

really appreciate the "lifestyle" - wanted to reflect - i wanted to repost pretty much a reply i wrote in another forum... it started out about our thoughts on the first time with someone new... was trying to convey our feelings that getting to know people over time made the exp better... and well it seems like more than that in re-reading it... or it could be the painkillers... so if the typing is bad thats why... thxs please enjoy... "1st time is never the best, that is why we like 2nd, 3rd, 4th and so times, making friends,(does not have to be buddys, or move in with you) people you can talk to more than about sex... is what really makes the life great... our continuing story.... rich has a severly broken leg right now... the people that are making life work for us for the most part are swing friends, some are on the site... we had just contracted on a house befor rich's leg, closed from the hospital, a couple we have known for a while got a truck and moved us in our new home... the wife of a couple (on this site) has been taking rich to his appointents, which until recently were every day, her husband fix and painted one of the rooms in the new place just befor the move in... rich's best friend, a single male (on this site)has been there, and a single female friend has been too... many other couples have come by and done a little even if it was a ride to get lunch or dinner... and rich really appreciates the sympathy blow jobs... not everyone you play with will make a connection, but trying for that connection is the best part... and for us, right now, if not for the swingers in our lives, we would be lost in trying to works things out. "

We love the autumn sky - - Cool post, Delicious. And OMG, I can't believe I'm going to say this. You're older. I'd never point that out if I wasn't older too. But yeah ... we've definitely evolved to where I'd call us "mellow" swingers. I'm really not looking to bop around to some head-banger music hoping to bump into just the right couple for a crazy romp in the corner behind a large speaker. Been there. Done that. Hurts my freaking ears. Went up yesterday with my husband and one buddy on bikes. Ended up in a long, drawn-out threesome on a small pad and blanket (and 32 freaking rocks, all seemingly right underneath MY ass!). In the chill of the mountains, the nipple-rising small breeze floating across us. More our style anymore. I don't think that it makes it one bit less exciting or lively. And yes, I will make it with my husband out on the deck, under the stars. Just us. And just as nice. You sound like you are in a wonderful place. It doesn't take 84 people, music at rock-level-volume, flashing lights, four gallons of alcohol, three turtle doves, two french hens.... err .... ah ..... yeah, it doesn't take all that stuff to create a great sexual experience. Have at it, sexy people!

Nature at it's Finest - All Things Earth -

SWINGERS,

Baseball and golfball-sized hail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZr8jXo1Uso


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Club Zu Key West Rant - - Here's our take on Club Zu or as the locals call it Club Pu. It's the worst bar on the island and it's only a matter of time before it closes. The only reason they've been open as long as they have is because they try to high pressure sell you into paying the $200 so you can go into the back room which never has any people. We've been in there 4 times and will NEVER go back. The owner is the rudest person we've ever met and it trickles down to his bartenders. No smiles, no hellos, no nothing, just give us your fucking money. He wouldn't know what a swingers club was if it smacked him on the back of the head. Don't believe the bullshit about not wanting customers to get to drunk so they don't have premium liquor. The truth is they don't have a full liquor license and don't have ANY liquor (the owner didn't want to spend the extra money to buy one) so they serve you beer or "wine based liquor" what the fuck is wine based liquor???? And they over charge you for it, how about $40, not including tip for 2 glasses of house wine and 2 of their fake margaritas which were nothing but sour mix. Nowhere in Key West do drinks cost that much and taste so shitty. And the reason they have ESPN on the television screens is simple, the owner is clueless about what he's doing. They used to have porn on the screens, but they like to keep the front door open... so people walking past the bar could see the TVs and someone complained. So the genius that owns the bar... instead of just "closing the front door" he decided to put on ESPN in his so called "swingers bar". Brilliant move, that will sure set the right mood. Also, nothing like rap crap playing to loud coming out of the speakers to set the mood for swinging. This place is so bad it's laughable. The final straw for us was the last time we were in there we ordered a beer (couldn't handle anymore $10 glasses of sour mix) and went to sit down on one of the lounge chairs... I sat down and the chair was wet, put my finger in it to see what it was and it was urine!! Someone had pissed all over the chair!! That explains why the club always smells bad and everyone calls it Club Pu!!!! All we can say is, buyer beware!

Selfishness linked to case of Jealousy? - I can, you can't... (just curious) - So imagine that Hans Solo and Princess Leia got married and then after a few years of marriage they decide to become swingers so they set up a profile and are not having much luck but then it turns out Chewbacca, a single wookiee, always on the make, with a lot of experience, also has a profile and so being old friends they hook up and do a WFM. Well Leia always insist that Hans is shaved down stairs but she compliments Chewbacca on his furry balls. She also loves it when he does her in the wookiee position which she really does not like Hans to do. Well Hans is a little concerned and being a newbie he is a bit nervous and maybe a bit too excited so he has a little trouble getting his

How Do you Find Out - Question about Friends - For the most part, DON'T ASK... There are WAY more NON-SWINGERS in the country than swingers, so your chances of your friends being swingers is slim. There are a few things that will point to swinging. Check her closet. If there is allot of club wear the chances are better. Ask about their vacations. If they mention a place like HEDO they are pretty much swingers.. If there is a couple you would like to play with you can create a fun night and when things feel right, ask if they have ever thought about swinging... Keep in mind that not all swingers want to be KNOWN due to family, friends, jobs etc. Good luck... ... Steve

The lifestyle: A single mans perspective - - Well said, brother...This lifestyle is what you make of it, and some make more than others. While we are all grownups on this site (obviously, you have to be 18 or over to sign on), you'd think there would be less of a high-school mentatlity than in, say....high school? yet, we get some of the DORKIEST , misspelled emails I've ever seen. Couple that with the responses we've gotten to some posts (like the one critisizing us for getting our vip status), and we wonder how some have remembered to breathe long enough to pass high school. So, here are some very basic tips on enjoying this lifestyle: (not that I'm an expert, but obviously some need etiquette lessons) 1) The first email / chat with someone, DON"T ask idiotic questions. And don't get TOO personal. Remember, this is like dating. If a woman at a bar showed some interest, would the next thing out of your mouth be 'What size is your bra?', or 'Do you like it in the ass?'. it's no wonder some of you are in this lifestyle, you'd never get laid otherwise. 2) Keep SOCIAL meetings SOCIAL. No one cares how long you've been a proctologist, or how much money your kids have stole from you. That's YOUR business. Polite conversation is one thing, but there's nothing worse than hearing a 3 hour lecture on YOUR life experiences, followed by 'So, would you guys like to play with us?' Yeah, as if 3) There ARE other things besides sex to chat about. In person or on the computer. That's right, SWINGERS HAVE BRAINS. and we're very able to carry on converstaion (well, some of us anyway) We were at a party once, and my other half said 'I've heard sex mentioned until I'm not turned on at the thought anymore' ...it happens, just a tip 4) Unless you're planning a very long trip, or own your own private jet, don't add someone to your friend's list here OR on yahoo that lives 3,000 miles away. Let's face it, we'll never meet. Hell, we'll probably never even talk. so what's the point? Air sex? gimme a break. 5) And probably the most important. From the first meeting, to every visit you have (if someone's lucky enough to invite you back, RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE!. Just because we have a wild orgy at the pool of a local motel with wild monkeys and lots of cool whip, it DOES NOT MEAN TO GROPE US EVERYTIME YOU SEE US. We're in couples for a reason, to be in a couple. And just because we're turned on by you, or have sex, doesn't mean you own our bodies afterward. That's what your spouse/gf/bf is for. And most of us aren't here for love. NEWSFLASH...WE'RE HERE FOR SEX! These are just off the top of my head, after recieving some horrible emails, and experiencing some terrible meetings. Oh, yeah, and in response to the post, most single guys DO get a hard time in the lifestyle. But good, they should. This is about the couples, single guys are VERY easy to come by. And those who have treated us with RESPECT have been treated EXCEPTIONALLY WELL. Bravo on a great post, and good luck to you sir! Him p.s. anything I missed? list it below!

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